i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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