I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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