kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Of course I have a pirate flag
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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