We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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