How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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