Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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