I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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