I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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