Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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