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(661): View more from California

Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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(619): View more from California

i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?

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(817): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka

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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth

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