Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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