Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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