Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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