8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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