Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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