This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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