Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
