thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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