My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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