yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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