Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just had sex bonerless
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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