Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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