I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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