are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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