My hair reeks of homosexuality.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
why is half of my head shaved?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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