It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
it glows. i had to have it.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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