Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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