Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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