Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize