I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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