he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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