the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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