we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
