So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
