It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Randomize
