Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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