it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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