dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
