I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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