Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
