that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The Olympian is in my bed
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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