So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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