break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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