check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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