She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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