It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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