I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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