there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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