Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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