carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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