I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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