I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
