We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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