she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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