We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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