: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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