We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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