tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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