Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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