don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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