Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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